and he STILL thinks I’m beautiful!

mama — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 01:58:22 +0000

This is a picture Shortstack drew of me and all of my booboos. No, I didn’t get my head stuck in the KitchenAid making gingerbread cookies. But wouldn’t that be a story to tell! If I survived, that is. I actually only get one or two huge zits at a time. Honestly. I’m thinking this is some sort of twisted treasure map, with each spot being the exact location of a past explosion, now serving as a sober reminder of a dangerous landmine ahead. Sort of like there being a treasure map on US currency, right? Knowing Shortstack and his impeccable memory, I would not be surprised one bit if that were indeed the case. I guess my booboos weren’t gigantic enough to stand out enough on their own; note the careful, exact arrows pointing to each and every one. Yes, Mama Frog has run out of BenzaClin.

Be sure to click for the full size effect…

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Just for clarification, I think this is hilarious, and realize this is all due to the attention I bring to such things by whining and complaining about whatever it is. And in this case, also whining and complaining about spending $50 on a pimple cream that actually works!

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and he STILL thinks I’m beautiful!