I submit to you two scenarios from my recent visits to our favorite home improvement place. Improving home improvement indeed…

Scenario I

begin very messy, dirty project
run out of essential item, or realize it never made it on the list
head to Lowe’s looking like the Lizard Man’s bride; complete with no makeup, crazy hair, and grubby [...]

Talk about a moment of randomness and ‘where the heck did that come from?’ During last week’s flu-fest, Shortstack ran into our room and declared that he was no longer on speaking terms with Batfrog. I was shocked, as he and Batfrog had become extra close over the past few weeks. [...]