I was catching up with our awesome neighbors yesterday afternoon when their preacher from the church around the corner from us happened to be jogging buy and started teasing the neighbor. I introduced myself and pointed to our house, saying we lived across the street.
‘oh, that’s the house with that happy [...]

Shortstack walks in office with a stuffed tortoise from one of the Kohl’s Cares for Kids sets that came out a while back. The tortoise’s legs are covering his eyes.
‘Look, Mom! He can’t see. He’s been blonded!’

Papa Frog says he’s over at Green Frog’s fixing some issues with the server and/or application. Yeah. Sure. Uh, huh. I’m onto him. I know he’s found some secret wormhole that leads from our Southern abode to San Francisco. He thinks he can fool me with that flimsy [...]

Last week, Shortstack and I were out and about around town, having an amusing discussion in the car between stopping points. I forget what our conversation was about, but at one point I said to him, ‘Don’t be a such a wiseguy!’ As is usually the case, I was quickly put in my [...]

Need I say more?
Shortstack, a breakfast meat connoisseur through and through, is just the sort of child who would put this on his Christmas list. Just when I thought it couldn’t get any better, I found the list of membership perks. As if TWELVE different artisinal bacons a month wasn’t enough…

Twelve [...]