Shortstack grabs my phone off the desk and opens it up to take a picture of me.
‘Smile big and sharp.’
click
‘That was great! I saw those pearly whites.’
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Can you imagine commercials like this during today’s cartoons?
So while the logical business-minded me doesn’t exactly agree 100% with them, the emotional parental-minded me is quite thankful for ‘responsible marketing practices.’
By the way, I love the lawn mowing Wilma touch.

according to Merriam-Webster online:
‘the condition of having one’s clothing wedged between the buttocks especially from having one’s pants or underpants yanked up from behind as a prank — often used with get or give’
I much prefer Shortstack’s choice of words:
‘my bottom is sucking up my underwear’