I was trying to find out if Shortstack had eaten the banana whose peel lay abandoned on the counter. Not because I was upset about the peel being left out, but because I had to know every available option before attempting to coerce him into eating something other than the honey smacks cereal he’s been eating for TWO DAYS STRAIGHT. (I take full responsibility for this–he begged for Clifford Crunch, the great kids cereal from Kashi full of wholesome goodness with practically no sugar. But I was too lazy to go to a different store to buy it…)

‘Did you eat that banana?’
‘No, it wasn’t me. Maybe Daddy ate one…because he’s a MONKEY! May I have some more cereal, please?’

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